When you play the game of thrones, you whistle while you work, or you die.

This is awesome. Not entirely beyond believability, too – after all, Disney’s all about “family movies” in which the families are torn apart.

And here’s a Disney bonus, just because.

Attention: Dave

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Click through for “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, You’re Fucked: 10 Tips For Avoiding Terrible Children’s Books.” Sage advice. Take it to heart. (Been there, done that.)

Remember our words: Valentine’s Day is coming.

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These are gorgeous. I especially love the Hodor card. Because really, what is love if not the repetitive nonsensical ramblings of a gigantic brain-damaged stable boy?

You’re Not So Great: A Children’s Poem by Charles Darwin

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I really like Rock, Paper, Cynic (which doesn’t update often enough for my tastes). This four-part Seussian paean to human ordinariness is pretty well done. (Click through and read all four.)

Linguist Llama

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Dammit. I am no longer a linguist, so these things are mostly going right over my head.

But it’s a llama. Goddam comedy gold.

How amazing would it be if a lolllama meme made me want to study linguistics again? (Not to mention how unlikely. There may be some Tennessee whiskey involved in my current thought processes.)

But come on. A llama. And linguistics. It’s destiny.