Geek Singularity #1

Fortunately, by the time you found out that the world was in desperate need of a laser playing Still Alive while etching the Aperture Science logo into a stainless steel plate, such a thing already existed.

I said good day!

As much as I enjoyed Johnny Depp’s performance in the remake, there is no question in my mind that Gene Wilder is the One True Wonka, and this remix makes him even more awesome.

Time loops

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Oh. My. God. I can’t imagine anything I would rather buy if I had stacks of excess money sitting around gathering dust than this watch. At $17,500, it’s a steal!

Remember our words: Valentine’s Day is coming.

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These are gorgeous. I especially love the Hodor card. Because really, what is love if not the repetitive nonsensical ramblings of a gigantic brain-damaged stable boy?

After all, winter *is* coming, you know.

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More proof that geek culture (and couture) is taking over the world. If I were a hockey jersey wearer, I’d fill my closet with this guy’s stuff.